VER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I’VE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR OF SOMEONE UNDER
MY BED AT NIGHT. SO I WENT TO A SHRINK AND TOLD HIM ‘I’ve got
problems. Every time I go to bed I think there’s somebody under it.
I’m scared. I think I’m going crazy.’
‘Just put yourself in my hands for one year,’ said the shrink.
‘Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get
rid of those fears..’
‘How much do you charge?’ ‘Eighty dollars per visit,’ replied the
doctor. ‘I’ll sleep on it,’ I said.
Six months later the doctor met me on the street. ‘Why didn’t you
come to see me about those fears you were having?’ he asked.
‘Well, Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an
awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to
have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup!’
‘Is that so!’ With a bit of an attitude he said, ‘and how, may I
ask, did a bartender cure you?’
‘He told me to cut the legs off the bed! – Ain’t nobody under there
FORGET THOSE SHRINKS.. GO HAVE A DRINK of honegar & TALK TO YOUR BARTENDER!