This is too true to be funny.
The next time you hear a politician use the 
word ‘billion’ in a casual manner, think about 
whether you want the ‘politicians’ spending 
YOUR
tax money. 
A billion is a difficult number to comprehend,
but one advertising agency did a good job of 
putting that figure into some perspective in 
one of its releases.
         A.
A billion seconds ago it was 1959.
B.
A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive.
C.
A billion hours ago our ancestors were 
living in the Stone Age.
D.
A billion dollars ago was only 
8 hours and 20 minutes, 
at the rate our government 
is spending it. 
While this thought is still fresh in our brain, let’s take a look at 
Louisiana Senator,
Mary Landrieu (D), 
is presently asking the Congress for 
$250 BILLION
to rebuild 
what does it mean? 
A.
Well, if you are one of 
484,674 residents of
(every man, woman, child), 
you each get $516,528.
B.
Or, if you have one of the 188,251 homes in
C.
Or, if you are a family of four, your family gets
$2,066,012. 
Washington, D. C 
< HELLO! >
Are all your calculators broken??
Accounts Receivable Tax 
Building Permit Tax 
CDL License Tax 
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax 
Dog License Tax 
Federal Income Tax
Fe deral Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Fuel Perm it Tax
Gasoline Tax
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Inventory Tax
IRS Interest Charges (tax on top of tax),
IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax),
Liquor Tax,
Luxury Tax,
Marriage License Tax,
Medicare Tax,
Property Tax,
Real Estate Tax,
Service charge taxes,
Social Security Tax,
Road Usage Tax (Truckers),
Sales Taxes,
Recreational Vehicle Tax,
School Tax,
State Income Tax,
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA),
Telephone Federal Excise Tax,
Telephone Federal Universal Service Fe e Tax,
Telephone Federal, State and Local Su rcharge Tax,
Telephone Minimum Usage 
Surcharge Tax,
Telephone Recurring and 
Non-recurring Charges Tax,
Telephone State and Local Tax,
Telephone Usage Charge Tax,
Utility Tax,
Vehicle Lic ense Registration Tax,
Vehicle Sales Tax,
Watercraft Registration Tax,
Well Permit Tax,
Workers Compensation Tax.
STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?
Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago,
and our nation was the most prosperous in the world.
We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.
What happened? 
Can you spell ‘politicians!’
And I still have to 
‘press 1’ 
for English.
I hope this goes around the 
at least 100 times
What the heck happened?????