A sweet grandmother telephoned 
asked, ‘Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a  patient is doing?’
The operator said, ‘I’ll be glad to help, dear. Wha  t’s the name and
room number?’
The grandmother, in her weak tremulous  voice said, ”Norma Findlay,
Room 302.’
The operator replied, ‘Let me  place you on hold while I check with her
nurse.’
After a few minutes the operator  returned to the phone and said, ‘Oh, I
have good news. Her nurse told me that  Norma is doing very well.. Her
blood pressure is fine; her blood work is  normal and her physician, Dr.
Cohen, has scheduled her to be discharged on  Tuesday.’
The grandmother said, ‘Thank you. That’s wonderful!  I was so  worried!
God bless you for the good news.’
The operator replied, ‘You’re  more than welcome. Is Norma your daughter?’
The grandmother  said, ‘No, I’m Norma  Findlay in 302. No one tells me anything.’
