For  those of you who missed church on Sunday, here is a recap!  
Four  worms and a lesson to be learned!!! 
A  minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday  sermon.
Four worms were placed into four separate jars.
The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.
The  fourth worm was put into a container of good clean  soil.
At  the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following  results:
The  first worm in alcohol  – Dead  
The  second worm in cigarette smoke  – Dead  
Third  worm in chocolate syrup  – Dead  
Fourth  worm in good clean soil  – Alive.
So  the Minister asked the congregation –
What did you learn from this demonstration???
Maxine  was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said,  
‘As  long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won’t have  worms!’ 
That pretty much ended the service.