Two nuns, Sister Catherine and Sister Helen, are traveling through
“Turn the windshield wipers on. That will get rid of the abomination,” says Sister Helen.
Sister Catherine switches them on, knocking Dracula about, but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns. “What shall I do now?” she shouts.
“Switch on the windshield washer. I filled it up with Holy Water at the
“Now what?” shouts Sister Catherine?
“Show him your cross,” says Sister Helen.
“Now you’re talking,” says Sister Catherine.
She opens the window and shouts, “Hey! yeah YOU! Get off my G-damn car, you little SOB!”