Sick Of The Rain!!
A curious fellow died one day and found himself waiting in the long line of
As he stood there he noticed that some souls were allowed to march right
through the pearly gates into Heaven. Others though, were led over to Satan
who threw them into the burning fire. But every so often, instead of hurling
a poor soul into the fire, Satan would toss a soul off to one side into a small pile.
After watching Satan do this several times, the fellow’s curiosity got the
best of him.
So he strolled over and asked Satan what he was doing. “Excuse me,
Prince of Darkness,” he said. “I’m waiting in line for Judgment, but I
couldn’t help wondering. Why are you tossing those people aside instead
of flinging them into the Fires of Hell with the others?”
“Oh those . .” Satan groaned. “They’re all from
too wet to burn.”