Worth going to jail for…

Bill and Sam, two elderly friends, met in the park  every day to  feed  the pigeons, watch the squirrels and  discuss world problems.

One day Bill didn’t show up. Sam didn’t think much about it and figured maybe he had a cold or  something. But after Bill hadn’t shown up for a  week or so, Sam really got worried.  However, since the only time they ever got together was at the park, Sam didn’t know  where Bill lived, so he was unable to find out  what had happened to  him.  

A  month had passed, and Sam figured he had seen  the last of Bill, but one day, Sam approached  the park and — lo and behold! –there sat  Bill!  Sam was very excited and  happy to see him and told him so. Then he said,  ‘For crying out loud Bill, what in the  world happened to you?’

Bill  replied, ‘I have been in jail.’

‘Jail?’  cried Sam. ‘What in the world for?’

‘Well,’  Bill said, ‘you know Sue, that cute little  blonde
Waitress at the coffee shop where I  sometimes go?’

‘Yeah,’ said Sam, ‘I  remember her. What about her?’

‘Well, one day she filed rape charges  against me; and, at 89
Years old, I was so  proud that when I got into court, I pled  ‘guilty’ ..

‘The  damn judge gave me 30 days for  perjury.” 

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