Worth going to jail for…
Bill and Sam, two elderly friends, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems. One day […]
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Humor
When you lose your laugh, you lose your footing.
Living well, er.. “will”. (Check with your lawyer before signing!)
I,__________________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be
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A different opinion on how to live life!
Q: Doctor, I’ve heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that’s
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The Talking Dog
A guy is driving around the back woods of Louisiana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down house by the bayou:
lemons to lemonade
Two Little Old Ladies Two little old ladies were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was
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relative age and value
An elderly lady was standing at the rail of the cruise ship holding her hat so that the wind wouldn’t blow it away. A gentleman
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eat dessert first
Two 90-year-old women, Rose and Barb had been friends all of their lives. When it was clear that Rose was dying, Barb visited her
Clever bank story
The Italian Loan An Italian walked into a bank in New York City and asked for the loan officer. He told the loan officer
sweet revenge
Quickie in the Bushes. There are two statues in a park; one of a nude man and one of a nude woman. They had been