Worth going to jail for…
Bill and Sam, two elderly friends, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems. One day …
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When you lose your laugh, you lose your footing.
Living well, er.. “will”. (Check with your lawyer before signing!)
I,__________________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be …
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A different opinion on how to live life!
Q: Doctor, I’ve heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that’s …
The Talking Dog
A guy is driving around the back woods of Louisiana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down house by the bayou: …
lemons to lemonade
Two Little Old Ladies Two little old ladies were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was …
relative age and value
An elderly lady was standing at the rail of the cruise ship holding her hat so that the wind wouldn’t blow it away. A gentleman …
eat dessert first
Two 90-year-old women, Rose and Barb had been friends all of their lives. When it was clear that Rose was dying, Barb visited her …
Clever bank story
The Italian Loan An Italian walked into a bank in New York City and asked for the loan officer. He told the loan officer …
sweet revenge
Quickie in the Bushes. There are two statues in a park; one of a nude man and one of a nude woman. They had been …