With certain exceptions….

Dr. Weeks’ Comment:   Excepting certain individuals,  these comments are mostly accurate…

Let us not forget:  Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?


Political Humor

If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates.

~ Jay Leno


The problem with political jokes is they get elected.

~ Henry Cate, VII


We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.

~ Aesop


If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these State of the Union

speeches, there wouldn’t be any inducement to go to heaven.

~ Will Rogers


Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where

there is no river.

~ Nikita Khrushchev


When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I’m

beginning to believe it.

~ Clarence Darrow


Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your

opponents will do it for you.

~ Author unknown


Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go

out and buy some more tunnel.

~ John Quinton


Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds

from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other.

~ Oscar Ameringer


I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I

will stop telling the truth about them.

~ Adlai Stevenson, campaign speech, 1952


A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.

~ Tex Guinan


I have come to the conclusion that politics is too serious a matter to be

left to the politicians.

~ Charles de Gaulle


Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to

change the locks.

~ Doug Larson


There ought to be one day — just one — when there is open season on


~ Will Rogers



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