Aging Gracefully!

Jacob, age 81, and Rebecca, age 80, living in Miami, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.

 Jacob addresses the man behind the counter:

“Are you the owner?”

 The pharmacist answers, “Yes.”

 Jacob: “We’re about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?”

 Pharmacist: “Of course, we do.”

 Jacob: “How about medicine for circulation?”

 Pharmacist: “All kinds.”

 Jacob: “Medicine for rheumatism?”

 Pharmacist: “Definitely.”

 Jacob: “How about suppositories?”

 Pharmacist: “You bet!”

 Jacob: “Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer’s?”

 Pharmacist: “Yes, a large variety. The Works.”

 Jacob: “What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson’s disease?”

 Pharmacist: “Absolutely.”

 Jacob: “Everything for heartburn and indigestion?”

 Pharmacist: “We sure do.”

 Jacob: “You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?”

 Pharmacist: “All speeds and sizes.”

 Jacob: “Adult diapers?”

 Pharmacist: “Sure.”


Jacob: “Great!  We’d like to use this store as our Bridal Registry.”




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